Luca Bicol

This is liquid amber for those days when you want to look like you own the building, even if you are just there to fix the Wi-Fi. It is super warm and boozy, which is honestly the only reason to spend this much on a niche bottle. It usually comes out for winter nights or formal events where looking expensive is just part of the job.

I’m still trying to figure out if I actually like this or if I just bought into the hype because everyone on my feed was wearing it. One day it smells like the most expensive wood shop in the world, and the next day all I can smell is a literal jar of pickles. I mostly just wear it when I’m going to a museum or a coffee shop where I want to look like I know more about art than I actually do.