Review of Hugo Eau de Toilette by aad de gids

there was an article at Fragrantica, about which perfume you found the worst. I filled in 'Boss Sport'. but I meant this one. once a lesbian female friend suddenly spritzed this on my pulse. now I am a gay man and wear since 1974 solely female perfumes, hyper feminine, whory, opulent, heady, heavy, thick, civetted flower amber boudoir perfumes. vulgar and kitch also O.K. the 1980s were my decade. then THIS 'sat on my pulse' and I almost shrieked. I found it such revolting, sportif, fresh, active, aquatic, fast, ozonic, 1990s nothing perfume. 'sportive' or 'sportif' has to be ANATHEMA NEMESIS to me in the perfume world. I had to scrub it off. I discovered the best way to do that is to use Crème. but of course it wouldn't come off easily. fresh, oceanic, in the sporting facility, uplifting, linear, fast, movement, sterile, limpid, absent odeur of a perfume, a 'scent'. the Crème with which to erradicate the 'scent' off of your pulse must be thick in viscosity, favorably an expensive Chanel or Dior or la Prairie Crème Pour le Visage. I could know because I spended twice the 550 guilders first, then the 550 euros, for the 'Luxe Crème Caviar pour le Visage' from la Prairie. and the 450 euros pour le Crème Pour le Visage de Dior, with Kniphofia Flowers. but then you should let it simmer for a while, and then keep rubbing. also when your pulse is dry. and OFF it goes, even if I had to die for it. rather a nasty Oud or Civet (Marrions-Nous de Oriza L Legrand, Oudh Infini de Dusita Paris) (which I both love, mingling with a rose), a la Montale, also REAL oud, and THICK almost wilthed lilies, jasmine, roses, ylang ylang, mimosa, Fleur de Cassie, tubereuse, pittosporum (Knowing) than THIS corporum alienum. thank you. aaaaach