Review of Imagination by Rokin Randy

I walked into a Louis Vuitton store and smelled Louis Vuitton Imagination. Salesman says, “That one’s actually on sale for $150 right now.” I said, “Nah, I want one of those $300 bottles instead. I don’t wanna go cheap.” He says, “Well next week it goes back up to $300.” I said, “Great. It’ll be worth it. It’ll macerate a little more. See ya next week then. I’d rather buy the $300 bottle.”