Review of N°5 Parfum by Orquisome

This feels like a slap in the face. I wanted to like it. But no. It's too aldehydic, powdery, boozy, antique. The Eau version is more likeable. Skip this. It lasts long, and has great sillage, but the scent is repulsive. If this should be considered for its historical value and whatever, put it on a shelf in a museum, but don't wear this behind your ears and expect people to be pleased with your fragrance. Let's not fool ourselves, One of the biggest lies I've been told as a kid is that this perfume was sexy and glamurous. The Marillyn Monroe myth was not even true. I would rather spray gasoline on my neck than this. (Please sorry for being so mean).